You Never Know What He'll Say (or Do)

When Noah gets a haircut, they offer a sucker for good behavior. I always make him get buckled up in the car before I let him have it. He had picked a mango sucker. Half way home, he said "I want a different flavor." I told him he could pick another flavor the next time. He said, "Do they have scotch tape flavor?" I then determined he meant butterscotch.

Noah was playing with his Fischer-Price bus. John decided he wanted to play too. There was a tug-of-war going on over the bus. Noah was not going to share. He finally punched John in the face. It wasn't funny, but it was a little...