The Unfair Trade Act (by MiMi)

Never heard of it?? This is how it goes: John and Noah are outside playing in the mulch having a big ol' time. Noah has the rake. John has the shovel. Noah wants the shovel. Noah to John: "Buddy how about we trade?" Noah marches up to John and takes his shovel and quickly replaces it with the rake. Noah is off playing happily. John stands there stunned and blinking. He didn’t agree to the trade. He runs to Noah holding out the unwanted rake saying, “Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!” There you have it the Unfair Trade Act.