Friday, December 11, 2009

The ABCs of Pregnancy

A - Aches (back, feet, hips...)
B - Bathroom anyone?
C - Charlie horse
D - Dry skin
E - Endless appetite, at first anyway.
F - Forgetfulne... Wait, what was I talking about??
G - Granny panties
H - Hernia
I - Insomnia
J - John John (as Noah likes to call him)
K - Kicking at all hours of the night
L - Ligament pain
M - Morning sickness (or so I've heard)
N - Numb spot
O - "Overactive" bladder (did I already mention that?)
P - Pinched nerves
Q - Quick trip to the bathroom...again.
R - Relaxin (Ouch!)
S - Stretch marks
T - Tests
U - Ultrasounds
V - Vivid dreams
W - Weight gain (Seriously, how can you gain 25-35 pounds and the baby only weighs 7-8 pounds?)
X - X-ray free (what else can you say of X?)
Y - Yucky glucose drinks (Ick!)
Z - Zipperless pants (But I still feel the need to periodically check to make sure they are in fact zipped.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi Schusters! Over here at Jessica and Kevin's and saw your Christmas card w/ blog address. Just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas and happy new year. Congrats on #2 on the way. Jon, Kelly, & Julia Felten.